A Kick in the Seat of the Pants: Using Your Explorer, Artist, Judge, and Warrior to Be More Creative - Softcover

Jack's mind felt like a head of wilted lettuce. He'd just returned from a meeting with his boss, and had found out that he wouldn't be getting the promotion he'd been hoping for. As he thought about his situation, Jack realized that he hadn't been performing very well lately He had missed deadlines on several crucial projects. And his once perceptive mind was producing trite solutions to important problems.

He tried to put some pizzazz back into his thinking, but nothing worked. Finally, he went to an idea doctor for help. "I just don't seem to have it anymore," Jack explained.

"All right, I'll ask you a few questions so I can figure out what your problem is," the idea doctor responded. "First, have you stuck your neck out and taken any risks lately?"

"Not that I can remember," Jack answered.

"Have you been asking what if? to stretch your imagination?"

"I've been too busy."

"Have you kept an open mind when evaluating new ideas?"

"I know what works and what doesn't."

The questioning went on like this for a while. Finally Jack asked, "What's the diagnosis?"

"No doubt about it, you're stuck in a rut," the idea doctor proclaimed. "At first I thought it was just a case of plaque-on the-brain. Then all I'd have to do is prescribe some mental floss. But your situation is more serious."

"That bad, huh?" Jack shrugged.

"Yes. You've got your ends reversed."

"What?"

"You see, the human body has two ends on it--one to create with and one to sit on. As long as you actively pursue new,ideas, your creative end stays in good shape. But if you sit around doing the same old things, your brain descends into your rear. The result is that your ends get reversed."

Jack knew that the idea doctor was right. "What causes this?" Jack wanted to know.

The idea doctor replied, "To avoid trying new things, some people develop attitudes about creative thinking that keep them safely stuck where they are. These attitudes are:

"They're dangerous because they can cause you to miss some important things. For example, if you're indifferent to creative thinking, then you've failed to see that generating and implementing new ideas are crucial survival skills in a rapidly changing world.

"If you spend your time like a fireman--fighting fires, tending routines, and letting your business manage you rather than the other way around--then you haven't realized that your job might be easier if you engaged in some creative fire prevention.

"If you arrogantly believe that you've already got the right answer, strategy, or approach, you won't find out that there may be a better way to do what you're doing-perhaps until it's too late.

"And if your self-esteem is low, you haven't realized that whether or not you become the next Picasso, Einstein, or Curie, you were born with the ability to probe the world in unique ways, and your challenge is to realize this potential."

Jack listened to this explanation and then he said, "What you've told me makes a lot of sense. I think all these attitudes have influenced my thinking at one time or another during the past year." He then paused for a moment and asked, "Is there any hope? Is there any way to wake up my creative powers?"

"Yes," said the idea doctor. "As a matter of fact, this remedy has been around for centuries."

"Let me have it," Jack said.

At this point, the idea doctor walked up to Jack and gave him a kick in the seat of the pants . Jack was stunned for an instant, but then he jumped up and exclaimed, "I'm going to go out and get some new ideas. I'm going to make something happen." The kick had been just the jolt he needed to get his ends realigned.

"You see, Jack, sometimes nothing short of a kick in the seat of the pants will get people off their duffs to create something new. I'm glad it worked for you."

"Thanks for everything," Jack said as he left.